1. "Why is there a butterball on my head?"
a. Stephanie
b. Jesse
c. Joey
2. "Our little Michelle is growing up"
a. Danny
b. D.J
c. Stephanie
3. "Or I can crank it way down whenever that guy wants"
a. Steve
b. Joey
c. Jesse
4. "I'm just gonna call this number myself and just see what it is."
a. Jesse
b. Becky
c. Danny
5. "I thought you said your sister was cool"
a. Gia
b. Denise
c. Kimmy
6. "That's what it says on my underpants"
a. Joey
b. Danny
c. Nicky
7. "Please, no pictures, my hair is a mess"
a. Jesse
b. D.J
c. Michelle
8. "We saw hot dogs"
a. Alex
b. Joey
c. NIcky
9. "Man, you swallow one fork"
a. Joey
b. Kimmy
c. Jesse
10. "Hey, you were only a year old, i hardly knew you"
a. Stephanie
b. D.J
c. Michelle
11. "We can't fire you, you quit!"
a. Kimmy
b. Gia
c. Stephanie
12. "No, this isn't for homework"
a. D.J
b. Stephanie
c. Joey
13. "Now, this is a foot"
a. Jesse
b. Stephanie
c. Aaron
14. "I would do it for you"
a. Michelle
b. Danny
c. Joey
15. "I've been confused all day"
a. Stephanie
b. Michelle
c. Joey
16. "The is the most terrifying shower scene since Psycho"
a. Jesse
b. Danny
c. D.J
17. "Old enough to carry a shuffle"
a. Danny
b. Michelle
c. Becky
18. "You are so selfish"
a. Kimmy
b. Joey
c. Nelson
19. "Let's go flush something"
a. Alex
b. Nicky
c. Joey
20. "I'm sorry, those seats are for the family"
a. Jesse
b. Danny
c. Joey
21 "School over, daddy?"
a. Nicky
b. Alex
c. Michelle
22. "She talks with her hands on her head"
a. Denise
b. Teddy
c. Aaron
23. "I can see the top of your dad's head"
a. Lisa
b. Denise
c. Teddy
24. "You told the whole world I stink at school"
a. Mickey
b. Gia
c. Jesse
25. "You're talking about a guy who wore diapers his entire life"
a. Danny
b. Joey
c. Jesse
26. "The miracle of Thanksgiving"
a. Danny
b. Joey
c. Jesse
27. "You little nerd-bomber"
a. Michelle
b. Stephanie
c. D.J
28. "I was left high and not quite dry"
a. Derek
b. Aaron
c. Teddy
29. "I learned to tell time last week. It's only 7.05"
a. Aaron
b. Teddy
c. Walter
30. "What you're talking about is a friendship. Not a romance"
a. Becky
b. D.J
c. Jesse
31. "When you boys are older, I'm sure you'll appreciate the fine craftmanship"
a. Danny
b. Joey
c. Becky
32. "I'm lucky to have an aunt, who's a girl"
a. D.J
b. Michelle
c. Stephanie
33. "Luke, I am your father"
a. Steve
b. Joey
c. Jesse
34. "I don't have luggage or a ticket"
a. Danny
b. Jesse
c. Vicky
35. "I didn't know what love was until I met you"
a. Steve
b. Jesse
c. Becky
36. "I can't talk about one womans socks on a date with another woman"
a. Joey
b. Danny
c. Jesse
37. "She didn't say that"
a. Joey
b. Nicky
c. Alex
38. "I've been gone all day. This was suppose to be our time together"
a. Becky
b. Jesse
c. Vicky
39. "I'll have what she's having, but hold the pickles"
a. Stephanie
b. Michelle
c. Teddy
40. "When I was a little girl, I played with a Barbara Walters doll"
a. Becky
b. Vicky
c. D.J